Im browsing my old friendster account and found this article. actually i posted it Dec. 15, 2005. and i don't even remember the original source, sorry for that!i want to share it with you.
The Blog before the Blogs
One problem I have is that here I AM outside of time, and these web pages automatically put a date on the entry. I could override that—I AM God. But I think you readers are sharp enough to know that if I said “Today I surprised Moses and made a bush burn in front of him without burning up,” the day I’M talking about would be a long time ago to you…even though the entry might read August 21, 2005.
Part of the problem I have with communicating with humans is this whole “time” thing. Today I AM chatting with Moses and today I AM speaking to James McDaniel who was born in 2021 and is praying for his mother right now.
That’s why I called Myself I AM. I was even watching some of you read this…before it was typed.
I know that whole concept throws some of you off balance. If you need to feel more comfortable, just imagine you are in a Hitchcock movie, The Twilight Zone, The Matrix, or maybe even Shadows in Time. (If you’re reading this before the year 2008, then you don’t know of that last film yet.)
The fact is, I started and finished all of these blogs before the word blog existed. I just had to wait till you had the word and the concept before I put them in the brain of someone in your century and had him put them into words.
Basically I’M entering into your blogdom because somehow the rumor got started that I was kind of boring.
For those of you who bought into that craziness, you should know that I’M the one who created all the stuff you love…all the stuff that makes life exciting.
I invented funny,
and laughter.
I created ADVENTURE
and Romance.
I even came up with the concept of c o m m u n i c a t i o n .
I can communicate across the world in nanoseconds (without intel inside).
I know your soul, and what makes you happy and sad.
So, I plan on dispelling some of the misconceptions about who I AM…and painting a new picture of Me…just for you.
And maybe I’ll paint a new picture of you…(one that you haven’t seen before).
Some of My blogs will make some of you laugh, and others of you will think I’M weird.
I AM.
Some of you laughed at that. Some of you would laugh if I said you had to get the blog out of your own eye before you can remove the spec from someone else’s.
Some of you have no idea what I’M talking about.
I continue to speak through lots of people and circumstances, but this will be a unique way to show some who think I’M old and outdated that I AM still relevant.
Because… hey… I’M a blogger. Continue...
The Blog before the Blogs
One problem I have is that here I AM outside of time, and these web pages automatically put a date on the entry. I could override that—I AM God. But I think you readers are sharp enough to know that if I said “Today I surprised Moses and made a bush burn in front of him without burning up,” the day I’M talking about would be a long time ago to you…even though the entry might read August 21, 2005.
Part of the problem I have with communicating with humans is this whole “time” thing. Today I AM chatting with Moses and today I AM speaking to James McDaniel who was born in 2021 and is praying for his mother right now.
That’s why I called Myself I AM. I was even watching some of you read this…before it was typed.
I know that whole concept throws some of you off balance. If you need to feel more comfortable, just imagine you are in a Hitchcock movie, The Twilight Zone, The Matrix, or maybe even Shadows in Time. (If you’re reading this before the year 2008, then you don’t know of that last film yet.)
The fact is, I started and finished all of these blogs before the word blog existed. I just had to wait till you had the word and the concept before I put them in the brain of someone in your century and had him put them into words.
Basically I’M entering into your blogdom because somehow the rumor got started that I was kind of boring.
For those of you who bought into that craziness, you should know that I’M the one who created all the stuff you love…all the stuff that makes life exciting.
I invented funny,
and laughter.
I created ADVENTURE
and Romance.
I even came up with the concept of c o m m u n i c a t i o n .
I can communicate across the world in nanoseconds (without intel inside).
I know your soul, and what makes you happy and sad.
So, I plan on dispelling some of the misconceptions about who I AM…and painting a new picture of Me…just for you.
And maybe I’ll paint a new picture of you…(one that you haven’t seen before).
Some of My blogs will make some of you laugh, and others of you will think I’M weird.
I AM.
Some of you laughed at that. Some of you would laugh if I said you had to get the blog out of your own eye before you can remove the spec from someone else’s.
Some of you have no idea what I’M talking about.
I continue to speak through lots of people and circumstances, but this will be a unique way to show some who think I’M old and outdated that I AM still relevant.
Because… hey… I’M a blogger. Continue...
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